Why Has ameriCON™ INC Been Inactive For So Long?

Over the last couple of years we here at ameriCON™ incorporated USA have continued to grow, change, evolve, and secure new global markets.  We’ve been working hard behind the scenes to bring you Corporate and Global Solutions for all your marketing needs.  As we’ve been working diligently at our corporate offices, a lot has happened in the world. With all that’s been going on in America you might be wondering why ameriCON™ INC hasn’t been updating its website; the answer is simple. 

We here at ameriCON™ incorporated have never been happier with the way things are going! We are so excited about the way things are going we can hardly contain ourselves! With the recent turn of events we’ve been so busy liberating global economies and securing global markets that we haven’t needed to update our website.  Everything is going according to plan and we just couldn’t be more delighted.  Following are just a few of the ameriCON™ highlights from the past couple of years.

President Bush won round two! Yes President Bush won the elections to gain a second term in office! As you all know both the democrats and the republicans help boost sales for ameriCON™ but when it comes down to it we prefer the good old boy from Texas.  Yes the republicans seem to give us more for our support and even though we would support anyone in office we’re glad it’s G.W.

War; fighting terrorism has never been so good for profit! With the current war we’ve been able to get down and dirty without alarming “patriotic” Americans.  Nobody wants to blow the whistle on an all-American company when the country’s freedom is at stake.  This indifference has allowed us to maximize our profit margins and avoid irritating protesters.

Speaking of indifference and suppression, the Patriot Act has served us well.  With government wire taps, the acquisition of search queries from most of the major search engine companies, and the NSA filtering of all communications made to outside countries, ameriCON™ has been able to keep the American public in a state of apathy good for our profits while at the same time fear has kept people from questioning our authority.  We have people imprisoned in clandestine prisons with no charges against them and no lawyers offered to them.  With the Patriot Act we have basically circumvented the legal process to create an atmosphere in which fear prevents people from questioning us.  It is perfect for the ameriCON™ agenda!

Of course the media has served us well over the past couple of years.  We’d like to thank CNN, ABC, NBC, and CBS.  We’d like to send out a special thanks to Bill O’reilly and the folks at FOX News! With the hard work of all the media we are able to maintain the perfect balance of entertainment, sensationalism, advertising, and disinformation.  It has allowed us to make a lot of progress over the past couple of years. 

Disinformation hasn’t been so rampant in the country since our endeavors in Central America in the 1980s.  Even the president himself authorized press leaks to blame the CIA for “bad intelligence” about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.  Of course, the president, like everyone else here at ameriCON™ INC, knew that weapons of mass destruction weren’t there to begin with but the press leaks were a great way of displacing blame.  He got us out of a tight jam and for that we’d like to thank him. 

Obviously, however, the people who deserve the biggest thanks of all are the American public.  Without the apathy, disinterest, lack of questioning, and blind following we wouldn’t have had such a successful past couple of years.  For that we’ve reserved our biggest thanks for the consumers of the United States of America.  Without your support we never would have made it this far.  Thanks for your support! We here at ameriCON™ incorporated appreciate it!

And that’s not all of course.  Those are just a few of the highlights outlining the past couple of years.  If you think we left something out we’re sorry.  There are really too many great things that happened for us to recap them all.  We know the vice president shot someone in the face, the environment was further destroyed without intervention, evil prisoners in Iraq were sexually humiliated, and the rebuilding of Afghanistan was put on indefinite hold.  We’d like to talk about these great things and the many more but we just don’t have the time, we’re too busy exploiting it all. 

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